You can get much farther with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
There is a great value to DISASTER….u can start all over again…!!!
You know you’re in love when you don’t wanna go to sleep at night because your life is better than a dream
Pencils could be made with erasers at both ends, but what would be the point?
【ツ】 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 【ツ】
“I don’t believe in an afterlife, so I don’t have to spend my whole life fearing hell, or fearing heaven even more. For whatever the tortures of hell, I think the boredom of heaven would be even worse.” ….Issac Asimov
There’s no place like 127.0.0.1
Eschew obfuscation
“The reason why people talk behind your back is because you are ahead of them”
If you’re not a part of the solution, there’s good money to be made in prolonging the problem! 
Girls can’t have enough shoes and bags 
♫ I eez the gooddest boy in the whoale warald!!!
When a vampire decided to become a poet, everyone said he went from bat to verse.
Whoever is careless with the truth in small matters cannot be trusted with important matters.
he who falls in love wid himself will have no rivals
loving someone who doesnt love u is like watching a star u knw u can never reach…………..but u hav 2 keep on trying …….n y not…..after all stars also fall
fools fooled by fool’s foolish statements… 
Success is not permanent and failure is not final!!!
stupid sql query takes 287 seconds to execute 
Thappad maarna CRIME hai…. sahi samay par Thappad maarna……RAGGING!!!
When people are free to do as they please, they usually immitate each other.
Everytime I play, millions across the world win.
green -available , red -busy , orange – idle , what colour for ’somebody chat with me please’ ??? 
World is better without Gates & WIndows !!!
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
A dirty book is never dusty !
♫ yeh hai youngistan meri jaan
♫ you say it best when u say nothing at all
Windows PowerShell is here….now even i can show off by using a terminal 
This space is for RENT !!!!
♫ I have a Philosophical Amnesia

non ritiro non comportino
Genius may be
♫ Today’s fortune: You will travel to many places
If you don’t know where you are going, any road will get you there.”
A smile is an inexpensive way to change your looks.
experience from past interviews….a fool can ask more questions than a wise man can answer..
hume pata nhi dil ki manzil kahan hai, hum to unke peeche peeche chalte rahenge, safar khatam kar denge wahin par, jahan tak unke kadam le chalenge….!!!!!!!!
Auri sacra fames
Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else.
When I was a kid, I was yelled at for doing my homework sitting in front of the TV. Now I’m yelled at for doing office work sitting in front of the TV.
As i SAID before… I DONT REPEAT!!!
Tum aao na aao hum to bulayengey, Tum bhula do hum na bhula payengey, tumhe haq hai bhula do humari dosti ko, Humne dosti ki hai, har hal mey nibhayengey
“You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality.”
“Aasmaan ko zid hai jahan bijliyaan giraane ki…hume bhi zidd hai wahi aashiyaan banane ki”
The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one